In a Shopping Cart

I’ll get by

I’ll be just fine

You’ll get yours 

And I’ll get mine

Feeling messed up

It’s the end of the night

And I’m wondering how I’m gonna die…

This ain’t prophecy

So frustrated with shit…

I’m doing a pokemon soul silver nuzlocke run and drinking captain morgans and fuck everything else.

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It’s just a hop and a skip and a jump down the street

To the side of her house it’s the place where we meet

On a Sunday when I shoulda been at church

But I was down on my knees with my hands up her skirt

Her and I—iLL

orderofthemockingjay:

leroyss:

saekimchi:

iaquariuschicken:

thatswhatkentsaid:

OBAMA IS DANCING WITH ELLEN

This is everything I’ve ever wanted.

my exact reaction and I kid you not:

-scrolls down dash-
-scrolls back up-
Is that the President boogie-ing?
-instant reblog- 

HE NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT FOREVER

why the fuck can’t julia gillard dance like this?

what-is-aiir:

humour blog - follow

Have your friends collect your toppings and your change of flavors
I don’t even need your bowl
Now you’re just a scoop that goes in the cone~

what-is-aiir:

humour blog - follow

Have your friends collect your toppings and your change of flavors

I don’t even need your bowl

Now you’re just a scoop that goes in the cone~

God he’s such a fucking tool

God he’s such a fucking tool

I love how it’s just randomly Michael McDonald…