“When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had re-sorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.” - Dwight K. Schrute
you know that really intense show about two badass brothers who kill demons and monsters?
well, believe it or not, these gifs are all from that show
not the gag reel, the actual episodes
Also, the man who asks for attention is Satan.
Best post on Tumblr.
He easily admits to being something of a naughty teen. “I think I got 50 detentions one year. I was a rebellious little shit, one of those annoying little teenagers who fights against any authority,” he explains and laughs. “I wasn’t too bad. I didn’t get expelled. I drifted between groups and found that I was just a drama student who liked dressing in black.”
